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Only Danny Alexander left in Lib Dems by 2015
Danny Alexander is likely to be the only remaining member of The Liberal Democratic Party by 2015 according to a leading political think tank entrusted to predict who exactly is going to be left in...
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Swear more Clegg urges Lib Dems
Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has today urged party activists to start swearing like troopers as he launched the party’s campaign for the English local elections. “We’re not simply a protest...
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Nick Clegg “I’m not resigning but I might grow a moustache”
Deputy Prime Minister and Leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg has confirmed this morning that whilst he will not be heeding calls to step down from either position, he would be willing to grow...
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Vince Cable “I’m right behind Nick Clegg until Friday.”
Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills Vince Cable has confirmed that Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has his support at least until the end of the week when he returns from his trip to...
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“I wouldn’t vote for me” admits Nick Clegg
Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has said that he won’t be voting for himself in next years general election as it would be a wasted vote which at best could only result in a pointless outcome. Speaking on...
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Clegg “We must prostitute our morals to the highest bidder”
Lib Dem Leader Nick Clegg has told fellow Liberal Democrats that they must prostitute their morals like a tupenny whore in order to get into a coalition with the most popular party following the 2015...
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Babylon Zoo come out in support of Lib Dems
Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has welcomed the party’s latest celebrity endorsement in the form of the bloke out of 1990s super band Babylon Zoo who has come out of apparent obscurity to swear his full...
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Mr Potato elected Lib Dem leader
The ill fated Lib Dems are widely reported to have turned a corner this afternoon following the announcement that fictional potato based cartoon character Mr Potato is to take over as leader. Though...
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David Cameron’s mother joins Lib Dems
Prime Minister David Cameron has told critics that he is “quite comfortable” with the fact that his mother has become a paid up member of the Lib dems. Playing down an rumours of any sort of family...
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There won’t be a no deal Brexit recession because laughing smiley face
There won’t be any sort of recession following a no deal Brexit because “laughing smiley face” and “we won get over it”, according to experts. Indeed, Governor of the Bank of England Mark Carney’s...
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